“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
When ur boss says it’s cool to leave early
“Hey, Mack, if you wanna go home early you can.”
“[Danny Phantom intro starts to play] He‘s a phantom…”
teacher: here’s ur topic
me: oh jeez i hate that topic
teacher: pick your own topic
me: oh jeez im not a decision maker
im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille